the smuggler’s bible

Neon Larry

The robots on the moon are doing all right. Most of the time. It can get tough, okay?

“It sure was good of mankind to give us the gift of intelligence and then abandon us here to make something of ourselves,” Neon Larry says, probably in binary or something.

“What? Is that sarcasm or propaganda?”

“It’s too cold to be sarcastic.”

“Pile first, heat later—and quit proselytizing for the sapiens.”

“Man, it’s the only thing on the radio these days.”

Clawbertron shifts another boulder onto the rock pile. It looks good. Oughta have that sucker finished any day now.