the smuggler’s bible

Bloodtooth

If Bloodtooth had time to consider his advantages—and really he does not— the short list would lead off with “pretty good footwork.” The big goblin has some moves of its own, but in Bloodtooth’s experience knowing how to get out of the way isn’t just for successful adventurers, it’s for alive ones.

He executes a complicated little grapevine that leaves him behind the bruiser, looking toward the spell up on its pedestal. It’s frothing mightily and flashing purple light that leaves spots in his vision.

“Holy shit!” a voice yells from somewhere across the cavern. “It’s going to blow!”