the smuggler’s bible

DTTCFC

Every member of the Delicate Tea-Time Crime Fighting Collective (DTTCFC) has a secret weapon that they know means no villain can ever really hurt them—and it is friendship.

I mean, sure, there’s some drama. Half of the collective is sleeping together and the other half falls somewhere on the “frenemy” spectrum. But they always have each other’s backs and achieve spectacular victories through teamwork and believing in each other.

At least until they get called in to fight a guy with volcanos for hands. He toasts them all in like two seconds. Turns out friendship doesn’t always cut it.