the smuggler’s bible


The craziest stuff happens—of course—right as Babe opens the door with his arms full of boxes. Seriously, the stack is four feet high at least. He looks like a cartoon dad doing the Christmas shopping.

But it isn’t. Christmas, I mean. Don’t get sidetracked by the Christmas thing, I shouldn’t even have brought it up.

Anyway, he opens the door and POW! You know? Just WHAM! BANG! This shit ends up on some of those YouTube compilations with kids riding their skateboards into spaghetti strainers or whatever.


Jesus Christ. Yes, Santa knows the way to the hospital.