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TO: Facilities
FROM: Suite 216A

Bugs?

Cosette found scraps in the cabinets today. Papers gnawed by tiny teeth. PLEASE FIX!!!

TO: Suite 216A
FROM: Facilities

RE: Bugs?

Vacuumed most of the mess. In future, use the provided bins.

TO: Facilities
FROM: Suite 216A

RE: RE: Bugs?

Problem unresolved. Noises beneath floor. Rudimentary language audible through vents. More paper shredded, molded into crude nest.

P.S., assumed culprit is lab in 219A.

TO: Suite 216A
FROM: Facilities

RE: RE: RE: Bugs?

Please submit new ticket. Sorry for the mix-up, some files missing here.

TO: Facilities
FROM: Suite 216A

Where is Cosette?

!?!?