the smuggler’s bible

@panzerkid: hi first time posting here. i have a question about the rule that covers advancing over rough terrain. it seems really complicated—like too much.

@gener4ljerry: playtesters were very vocal about the need for verisimilitude

@panzerkid: i get the movement penalty but what is the roll for ‘tobacco check’

@gener4ljerry: obviously that is to tell if your driver has a cigarette. hard to work a stick-shift if you’re busy smoking! newbs like you don’t even think before you post.

@panzerkid: yeah i’m not gonna use that rule. ever.

@gener4ljerry: no house rules goddamnit!

@struggleguns: hey fellas, aren’t tanks great?