the smuggler’s bible

Jeremy the Greek

Mission control builds a concave metal dish and puts Jeremy the Greek right at the apex. They bolt him in good.

Real good.

“Guys, I’m suddenly wondering how this plan brings me home,” he says.

The mechanics bustle around under him stacking crates full of bombs. Somebody coils wires—those are important, this sucker is supposed to detonate all at once.

Mission control’s radio crackles sarcastically. “Astronaut stuck in space is a good problem to have.”

They drop the plunger and Jeremy the Greek gets blown sky high. The shit he sees up there is amazing.

You wouldn’t believe it.