the smuggler’s bible

Plapmupt Flecteng

“Candidate, recite the four resolutions of our order.”

“Yes, sir! First, I resolve to be vigilant so that the creature Plapmupt Flecteng shall not infiltrate the realm in disguise.”

“Good. Continue.”

“If the creature Plapmupt Flecteng appears, I resolve to strike it with my fists until it is driven away.”

“And will your strikes be aimed at body or head?”

“A mixture, sir.”

“Very good.”

“Third, I resolve to be a cheerful friend and helpful neighbor.”

“And?”

“And I resolve, when possible, to seek the nest of the creature Plapmupt Flecteng and smash its eggs until the yellow yolks flow.”