the smuggler’s bible

TECHNIQUE FOR EXCEPTIONAL BATTLE VOL. 9 [ANNOTATED]

USEFUL APPLICATIONS OF TECHNIQUE:

• Obliterate your foe.

Reduce his atoms to dust.

Inhale. Exhale. He is air now—he has always been air.

Wear sunglasses to the funeral. The fools will try to bury his air. They must not succeed.

My god they have succeeded.

Unearth your foe! Oh no! His air has seeped into the planet! Keep attacking!

Rupert pauses and rubs his eyes. “I swear to god, if it says the planet is my—”

THE PLANET IS YOUR FOE!

He thinks about quitting. But then again, that’s what got him into this mess in the first place.