the smuggler’s bible

Sako

Sako is tapping letters at random on his keyboard to simulate working noises and thinking about whether he should actually dig out his charger and plug in his phone or let it ride at six percent.

He decides finally that doing nothing is way easier than doing anything and slaps the enter key a few more times for good measure as his phone blips and displays a text from a restricted number.

STOP THIS IT’S INSANE THIRTY-SIX WORDS PER SENTENCE IS A WEIRD CONCEIT TO BEGIN WITH AND EVEN WORSE IT WON’T ADD UP THE STORY WILL END BEFORE YOU